# s 2o "Uh, anyway, my favorite horror movie..."
# s 2z "Does Gremlins 2 count? I like it because of its funny moments."
# s 1k "The first wasn't as lighthearted, and Stripe was so creepy..."
# s 1l "Um, I also like the Scary Movie series, but...I guess those are just comedies too, huh?"
# s 5a "Eheheh..."
# s 1g "I'm glad I wasn't around for it. That would've been extremely upsetting."
# s 2k "Though I can't help but wonder if it was only that bad because I wasn't there..."
# s 2h "I'm not sure how much of the glitching was due to my absence or Monika screwing around."
# s 2g "It doesn't seem like the others noticed at all. Weird, huh?"
# s 1k "Like we can only really see our world one way..."
# s 4p "Uuu...I don't want to think about this anymore!"
# s 3x "Oh, heck yeah I do! I like playing Angry Birds!"
# s 4l "And Flappy Bird!"
# s 4r "And Platypus Evolution! I played it for so long that I got one of every kind!"
# s 3n "At least...I think I did."
# s 5b "I can't remember how far I got before MC stopped me from spending real money on it."
# s 3c "Um, I guess you mean {i}not{/i} from recent memory."
# s 3k "Thinking back...a lot of it blurs together."
# s 1g "I don't know if that's because none of it really happened or what."
# s 1z "But from what I remember...our walks to school are most distinct."
# s 2l "Maybe it's because we did it so often, or because there wasn't much to distract me."
# s 2x "But yeah, all those little walks really added up."
# s 1l "I never knew how much I missed them..."
# s 4r "Coochie coo!"
# s 3x "Eheheh, I bet you're expecting me to say cupcakes or cinnamon buns, aren't you?"
# s 4r "Well, it's neither! I like cookies the best! And double-chocolate chip is the best of the best!"
# s 5b "But...I wouldn't say no to any other treats, though."
# s 3l "Well...yes, I still have it. The epiphany didn't change that."
# s 1h "I'm holding up as well as I ever did with it before."
# s 1z "Though it helps now that Monika isn't messing with it."
# s 3h "I wish I could give others some advice, but..."
# s 3k "I barely understand my own feelings. I don't know what I could even tell you."
# s 1g "Depression {i}does{/i} suck, and hiding it doesn't help anything."
# s 2h "If you're depressed, you should try to get a therapist if you can!"
# s 5b "...says the girl who should follow her own advice."
# s 1l "Um, I think Monika covered it last time, but chibis simply aren't real. I mean..."
# s 3z "We have these stickers, but they're not alive, and they aren't us."
# s 3r "But wouldn't it be fun if they were? They're so cute!"
# s 3c "What are you talking about? There's a Sayori After Story..."
# s 1z "I mean, it isn't named that, but there is one! It's called 'Forever and Ever!' "
# s 5b "It's okay if you haven't heard of it. It was never really that popular."
# s 5a "And if you're happier spending time with my friends instead, I understand."
# s 2l "I mean, I'm not that Sayori anyway, so...just leave me to MC."
# s 2r "Hey, eheheh~! I'll get you for that!"
# s 1z "Aww, you sure seem nice!"
# s 3l "I'd have to spend more time with you to really say, but I'm sure we'd be good friends, at least!"
# s 4m "Whoa, that's a lot of questions!"
# s 2o "Uh...can I even answer some of these?"
# s 2p "Monika!"
# m "What's the trouble now?"
# s 2h "We got a live one here!"
# m 2g "Oh, I see..."
# m 2n "Ahaha, go ahead. It's okay to answer them."
# s 2h "Are you sure?"
# m 4l "Well, I hinted at it in my AMA, and they were bound to find out eventually, so it's fine!"
# s 1k "Um...all right..."
# s 3h "Guys, we have a confession to make."
# s 3l "We're the same group from hali's other mod, DDLC: Take Two!"
# m 3n "As if having the same author wasn't a dead giveaway."
# s 5a "Eheheh...he's trying to keep us as close to canon as possible..."
# s 5b "But yeah, we're the Take Two club, and this mod is kind of behind the scenes."
# s 3c "We're in this weird limbo that's post-festival, pre-everything else."
# m 3n "More like an offshoot timeline where we did AMAs instead of our usual thing."
# s 3c "Shiro is the new guy who joined us after the festival. You'll have your chance to ask him stuff later."
# s 4p "But right now, I gotta answer all these questions!"
# s 4m "Uh...I like ramen better! My favorite food is pizza!"
# s 3z "I haven't seen your video, but I'll be sure to check it out!"
# s 3h "I don't know when Take Two is supposed to get done. These AMAs are slowing things down a lot!"
# s 1l "Um...'cute' isn't the word I'd use for Shiro..."
# s 1z "But I don't think he's going to kidnap anyone! That'd be crazy!"
# s 2h "I'm not very fond of them. They always surprise me when I think I'm eating something sweet!"
# s 2c "I, uh..."
# s 1n "...?"
# s 3o "I never thought of trying that! I definitely have to!"
# s 1l "Um...no?"
# s 3m "Oh my gosh, this comment chain is huge! How far does this go?"
# s 4p "Holy crap, there's an entire bot war down here! What a mess!"
# s 4h "Looks like all the questions are up top, so we'll just focus there."
# s 3l "Awwwwww, thanks for all the encouragement!"
# s 1r "You're right, love is love, no matter what form it takes!"
# s 1z "I really appreciate the support everyone's showing. It makes me feel a little more special!"
# s 1c "Realizing my world is a game was a big shock, to say the least."
# s 3h "Discovering all the awful stuff in Act 2 made me really sad as well. I felt so bad for everybody!"
# s 1l "But it helped that I was able to learn about everything else that happened, too."
# s 2z "Um, I should've said this sooner, but I'm not just an Act 4 Sayori."
# s 4r "I'm a good ending Sayori! Hali worked really hard to make us all happy!"
# s 3c "But while I haven't experienced them myself, I've been told of the other endings."
# s 1l "In the...'normal' ending, I think I was just being spiteful."
# s 1k "The rest of the girls weren't deleted then. I just followed Monika's example."
# s 1c "If she hadn't stepped in, it would've been up to the player if we stayed together."
# s 5a "I mean, there was nothing stopping them from deleting me, too..."
# s 3h "In that ending, I guess the epiphany must've crushed me."
# s 1k "It's a lot to take in, and I could see myself losing hope pretty fast."
# s 1g "At that point, I wouldn't have known the others were real, either."
# s 1h "I probably didn't see any reason to keep it alive."
# s 2h "What changed in Act 4 was that I could see how it all went down."
# s 2z "Just knowing what the player had been through was enough."
# s 1g "After all they'd seen...I had to at least talk to them about it."
# s 1l "I've only experienced the one result, so that's my best guess."
# s 3z "Aww, it's okay! I'm not offended! They were good questions!"
# s 5b "I'm just sorry I can't give you any complete answers, eheh..."
# s 1z "Sorry, I'm just a DDLC Sayori! I haven't seen the Rainclouds mod..."
# s 1l "Maybe I can look into that later, too."
# s 1h "I didn't really notice, to be honest."
# s 3g "I don't know exactly how much Monika changed. I just had a worse bout of depression over the weekend."
# s 1k "Thinking back, it did seem a little off, but it was too subtle to tell."
# s 3l "Well, I think that's pretty obvious by now!"
# s 3c "Useful? What do you mean?"
# s 3h "And the way you phrased it...do you think I'm not, or I wouldn't be in yours?"
# s 1j "Y'know, just because I'm clumsy and a little stupid doesn't mean I'm useless..."
# s 5c "I do a good job as the club's vice president! Ask anybody!"
# s 2l "Oh...we just covered that, didn't we? I can try to explain it more..."
# s 2k "It's hard to say what I must've felt at the time."
# s 2h "I don't think it's quite like ThoughtCenter described. Monika's the one with the player obsession, not me."
# s 1k "And the only difference for the result is how thorough the player was, so..."
# s 1h "I guess I was feeling kinda resentful toward Monika."
# s 1g "I was really mad at her when I found out about what she did..."
# s 3k "Maybe taking the player for myself was just my way of getting back at her, like throwing it in her face."
# s 5a "Not that it worked, eheheh."
# s 4r "Well, since he got the good ending, he wrote for all of us!"
# s 3l "I'm not sure there's anything in this game he HASN'T seen..."
# s 3c "He's also been through it about three dozen times by now. He has a speedrun strat and everything!"
# s 1l "But if we go waaaay back, the first person he wrote for...was me!"
# s 5a "But only because he saw a Let's Play for Yuri's route before. She's his favorite."
# s 2x "I don't mind, though. He wanted to get to know all of us! That's the reason he came back on his own!"
# s 2c "Oh, and he always writes for Natsuki in Act 2. He likes the bonus creepy stuff."
# s 3h "No, I didn't do anything about it. I know I should've..."
# s 3g "I just didn't want to trouble anyone over it."
# s 3l "It's fine if I'm only causing problems for myself."
# s 3h "But if it starts affecting someone else, I feel a million times worse!"
# s 4g "It's not fair to them! Why should my issues hurt them, too?"
# s 2k "So...I just kept it a secret for as long as I could."
# s 2g "I appreciate your concern, but there's not much you can do."
# s 2h "With my situation being what it is, I don't have a lot of options."
# s 2c "The others? Oh, they're totally unaware."
# s 2l "Even I'm not completely so myself."
# s 1c "I still remember everything, but only the president is conscious of the game."
# s 3x "As long as Monika's around, I get a free pass on self-awareness! Eheheh~"
# s 1r "I'm doing just fine. I think this is going well so far!"
# s 1h "Oh gosh, is this another bot mess?"
# s 4m "Uwah! It just goes on and on!"
# s 3c "Let's take it from the top, one at a time!"
# s 3l "Um...I'm not sure we {i}can{/i} tell them."
# s 3h "They'd probably just think we were crazy."
# s 1h "Hey Monika, do you want to weigh in on this?"
# m "What's up? Oh, hmm..."
# m 3i "No, there's no way in heck we're telling them."
# m 1n "They would definitely think we were just playing a silly prank."
# m 1r "I could let them have the epiphany, but I'd have to relinquish my position to do that..."
# m 2p "...which could be dangerous. We don't know how they'd react."
# m 2l "But that won't stop them from doing their own AMAs."
# m 5a "You just can't ask them anything too weird or meta, or they'll think {i}you're{/i} crazy!"
# m 3n "Does that cover it?"
# s 2z "I think so, yeah. Thank you!"
# s 2l "Yeah, that's fair. We never visit outside the club."
# s 1x "I spend more time with Monika than anybody else. Apart from club duties, she's also the least introverted member."
# s 3l "Yuri and Natsuki like to keep to themselves, but we still have fun as a group sometimes!"
# s 3z "I'd love it if we could get together more often."
# s 1z "No, I'm not thinking about suicide anymore."
# s 1l "I still get depressed, but I feel like I found a new reason to live."
# s 3c "Although this world is hardly ideal, it does kinda give me purpose in a weird sort of way."
# s 4z "Like I have something I should stay alive for...even if it hurts."
# s 4c "I'm glad you want to help, but it's like I said before..."
# s 2k "There's just not much we can do."
# s 4p "Wah! Even more questions popped up!"
# s 2h "My feelings about MC? They haven't changed!"
# s 2g "How can you say he's not a real person?"
# s 2k "His role in our universe may be special, but he's still the friend I grew up with!"
# s 4h "Even if my memories are fake or whatever, they're still my past, and they're important to me!"
# s 3j "And of course I like him! And he's not stupid!"
# s 1k "Well...not {i}that{/i} stupid..."
# s 1h "It'd be nice if he paid a little closer attention sometimes..."
# s 1z "But yeah, MC's great! The epiphany didn't change anything!"
# s 3l "Of course I can. It's not exactly a hard thing to do."
# s 3c "Is it fair? I don't see why not. It's different with the player."
# s 1z "They don't have the same history that MC and I do. It's totally fine if they like someone else more!"
# s 1h "And it's their choices that push MC toward one or another, so it's not his fault, either."
# s 2k "Though I do wonder how it'd go if he could decide on his own..."
# s 3l "Nope, that's something only the president can do."
# s 3z "Although I'm aware of it, I can't alter the game around me. Things just feel like normal."
# s 1c "I do understand what she did. I don't like it, but I understand it."
# s 2h "She learned her lesson, so there's no reason to hold it against her."
# s 2z "Besides, everything's okay now, so why keep a grudge?"
# s 2x "Ooh, I like all kinds of music! Speedy, happy songs are the best!"
# s 4n "Oh, but I also like faster, darker stuff, too..."
# s 4r "Come to think of it, I just like songs that are really fast in general!"
# s 3z "But I've never heard of Gorillaz. That's another one for the list!"
# s 4l "That's okay! I'm glad you were excited to ask me things!"
# s 4r "I hope you're happy with my answers!"
# s 4r "Yeah, I've played Fortnite! I love that game!"
# s 5a "I tried to get MC into it, but..."
# s 5d "...he prefers PUBG."
# s 5c "I told him they're basically the same thing, and he still wouldn't play it with me! Hmph!"
# s 1c "When I had my epiphany, it was a little different than Monika's."
# s 3h "I had the frame of reference that she was aware before me, so I knew we were all real."
# s 3k "Since I'm from the good ending, I didn't do any of the things she did before."
# s 4j "But it was so shocking to learn what she'd done. I almost couldn't believe it!"
# s 2h "I feel like I've seen a completely different side of her."
# s 2h "Well, it didn't make it any better."
# s 1k "My depression kinda comes and goes. It doesn't depend much on anything around me."
# s 1c "Upsetting things can make it worse, but Act 4 didn't really affect it too much."
# s 1z "For me, at least, I was happy because of all the player's efforts."
# s 1l "I can tell why you'd want to know..."
# s 3k "Well, first of all..."
# s 3z "Yes, I do forgive Monika, for everything she did."
# s 1h "I wasn't club president for very long, but I did get to see what it's like for her."
# s 1k "And I understood the reasons why she did all those things. It was still bad, but there was stuff she didn't know."
# s 2g "She thought we were all just NPCs, and it's like..."
# s 4h "I wouldn't let a bunch of robots stop me from being happy, either."
# s 4c "But she was wrong. We're alive! We're all as real as she is!"
# s 3k "But there was no way for her to know that..."
# s 3h "If you saw her AMA, you already know what she said to me...and yes, I forgave her for that, too."
# s 3z "She's not a bad person, really! She just made a big mistake."
# s 3l "Like, a HUGE mistake."
# s 4r "Like, an unbelievably ENORMOUS mistake."
# s 4l "It makes me sad that so many people don't understand..."
# s 3l "Well, that's a little on-the-nose, huh?"
# s 1z "Yeah, guys. Monika's not evil. I hope you can forgive her, too."
# s 3x "Yeah, why not? You can put anything on pizza!"
# s 4r "That's why it's my favorite food!"
# s 3z "I'd hug you too, if I could!"
# s 3c "Except him? I guess you mean MC, right?"
# s 3l "Well, it's a bit awkward to admit this, but..."
# s 5a "As much as everybody loves me...MC is the one I'm in love with."
# s 2l "Monika saw through him to the person playing the game, but I only ever saw my childhood friend."
# s 4h "But it's not like I can't love somebody else!"
# s 3z "Under different circumstances, I'd let others have a chance!"
# s 4l "But if I'm being true to my feelings, MC is the only one for me."
# s 5a "Sorry if that's kind of a letdown..."
# s 1m "You want me to give you poem advice?!"
# s 3l "Oh gosh! I-I'm sure Monika would be a lot better at this, but..."
# s 4h "When I write poems, I have to really get in touch with my feelings."
# s 2c "Like, I reach inside my head and pull out raw emotions."
# s 4r "Then I turn them into words and write them down!"
# s 3x "Once I've got the first idea, I try to build off that."
# s 3l "Otherwise it comes out like a jumbled mess."
# s 1c "I've tried stream of consciousness, but I don't like the results."
# s 1g "It feels too literal that way. Does that make sense?"
# s 3z "All I know is good poems have to come from the heart!"
# s 4x "If your heart's not in it, your words will just be empty!"
# s 2l "Um, again, I never did that myself..."
# s 2z "But I think Monika meant 'hurt emotionally' when she said that."
# s 1h "I wouldn't want to hurt the player, even in that moment! But I get why she felt that way."
# s 3k "She didn't want me to put them through any more sadness, which makes perfect sense."
# s 3g "Maybe it was different with the other Sayori. I don't really know."
# s 5b "Well, I can be clueless sometimes, but that doesn't mean I'm a complete idiot."
# s 5a "So I guess it depends on how stupid they're making me look."
# s 3g "But really, it's all just making fun of me anyway, huh?"
# s 4j "You guys are meanies!"
# s 3h "Umm...that's kind of a tough one."
# s 1k "I...try not to hate myself too much, but..."
# s 5b "I kinda have some...self-esteem issues..."
# s 1h "Oh no, please don't worry! I get by all right!"
# s 1g "I just..."
# s 1k "...don't really like myself a lot..."
# s 3l "The thing I like best is when I can help my friends feel better."
# s 3h "I don't know how, but the right words just seem to find me."
# s 3k "I wish it worked on myself, too..."
# s 1o "What? I never-"
# s 4m "There's a mod where I shoot up my club?! Oh my God!"
# s 4p "Oh, that's horrible! What is wrong with you people?!"
# s 4w "Monika, can we {i}not{/i} put this on the list? I don't even want to know!"
# m "Huh? What's the matter?"
# m 3g "What is this mod they're talking about?"
# s 4j "I don't know, and I'm not playing it!"
# m 1o "Hm..."
# m 2n "Maybe I will."
# s 2h "{i}Why would you want to?! {/i}"
# m 4l "Just morbid curiosity, ahaha!"
# s 3j "O-oooh! Let me keep answering questions!"
# s 4j "By the way, your joke was mean, and I don't appreciate it!"
# m 3n "Oh, you know I wasn't taking the game seriously by then."
# m 3l "But yeah, that was pretty distasteful."
# s 3z "Well, I already told you a few of them..."
# s 3l "I like Nintendo games the best. They're always so upbeat!"
# s 5a "Most of them, anyway. Not like Metroid."
# s 1x "Mario, Kirby, Pokémon...they're all super-fun! But my favorite is Animal Crossing."
# s 2r "I like building up my little town and being friends with all the neighbors!"
# s 2l "And to just forget about life for a while..."
# s 2x "Oh, right! I play Smash too!"
# s 4r "I like to play as Yoshi! It'd be so fun to ride on its back!"
# s 5a "I can't really keep up with Monika or Yuri, though."
# s 1l "Me and Natsuki usually have our own little 1v1 while they're being try-hards."
# s 3z "Then Yuri cleans us up after Monika loses."
# m "Hey, I beat her sometimes!"
# y "One in every ten, maybe."
# n "Ooh, shots fired!"
# m 2i "Do you want to go right now?!"
# y 2q "N-no, we should let Sayori finish..."
# m 4i "All right, but as soon as she's done..."
# n 3d "Oh, HECK YEAH!"
# s 4l "Relax, guys! I have a long way to go..."
# s 4z "Anyway, I also like Dedede, but he's too big and slow for me."
# s 5a "I don't like getting comboed to death."
# n 5y "I love comboing you to death."
# s 5d "I know."
# s 4l "I'm not sure, but it's more than a whole tray!"
# n 4w "Let me guess, you're speaking from experience."
# s 5a "Eheheh~"
# s 1x "Hi! I've been okay! I'm feeling better already!"
# s 3x "Ooh, I want the power to spawn cookies!"
# s 4m "Wait, no! Laser eyes!"
# s 2l "Um...can I have laser eyes that are powerful enough to turn raw dough into cookies?"
# s 2x "That would be SO COOL!"
# s 4r "I'd be like 'PEW!' Omnomnom! Eheheh~"
# s 5c "You meanie. I won't let you ruin my mood!"
# s 5a "Eheheh, I know this is a meme, but um..."
# s 5b "I think we all technically live in a society."
# s 3l "I mean, how could you not? Go live by yourself somewhere?"
# s 1z "Yeah, sometimes it really do."
# s 1l "Well...I missed my breakfast this morning because I was a little nervous about the AMA..."
# s 2z "And yesterday, MC made me breakfast because we were both late for school."
# s 2l "So the last breakfast I made myself was before the festival, and I was too excited to make anything big."
# s 2r "I just had a quick bowl of cereal. Froot Loops, to be exact! I even got outside before MC! Eheheh~"
# s 1x "He and I are walking together like we used to. I think he's trying harder now since I told him about my condition."
# s 3z "I just hope I don't slow him down too much..."
# s 3z "I already told you my favorite game, but I don't know about the others."
# s 1l "You still have a chance to ask the rest if you want!"
# s 4r "Oh, my bow! It's very, very, VERY special to me..."
# s 4x "It was a birthday gift from MC when we were both really little!"
# s 3z "Hali drew a picture of it once, but his art style is kinda weird."
# s 3r "I was only five years old, but I'll never forget opening that box!"
# s 3x "I still have that, too. It's on top of my wardrobe there!"
# s 3l "I used to never take the bow off, like, EVER..."
# s 3z "But it started getting messed up. I had to take better care of it and give it a break sometimes."
# s 3z "I did ask you to come visit again, but I didn't know you wouldn't be able to."
# s 1h "I was happy to keep it around for you...but Monika deleted it all anyway."
# s 1k "I guess she decided that enough was enough."
# s 1z "I'm really glad the modding community exists. The ending is so sad without it."
# s 1x "Now it feels like we really do have infinite choices!"
# s 1h "Huh? Why would I blame MC? It wasn't his fault..."
# s 3g "Do you think he could've stopped the bad things from happening?"
# s 3k "In my case...it really was hopeless."
# s 1h "I hanged myself in the middle of the night. He was asleep before I even started."
# s 2k "And Yuri, well, he might've gotten hurt trying to disarm her."
# s 1h "I don't blame him for failing to save anyone. That wouldn't be fair."
# s 1g "Sometimes...things happen that you can't prevent."
# s 1z "Eheheh, like I just said, I think it's really great!"
# s 3x "There are so many more things we can do together now!"
# s 4r "Like answering questions from fans and stuff! Eheh~"
# s 2l "Well, it's not a theory if it's fact, right?"
# s 2c "It's weird to think about how many other Sayoris are out there."
# s 5d "And that some of them resort to gun violence."
# s 5a "It's mostly good, though. Our world feels a lot less confined now."
# s 3z "Relax! You weren't too late!"
# s 3l "I prefer 'bun' over 'roll,' but...is there any actual difference?"
# s 3r "They're both delicious, I know that for sure!"
# s 1c "I remember the key points, but the thing itself?"
# s 4h "It was this huge realization, like all this info just barged into my head before I could make sense of it."
# s 4z "That was pretty overwhelming, but I managed okay."
# s 5b "Not like in the quick ending, eheh."
# s 3l "Well, I'm glad you think I'm cute, but..."
# s 3z "How do you know what hali looks like?"
# m 4p "Wha-? There's no way you..."
# s 3j "I'm going with...three. Is it three?"
# m 3r "We'll look it up later, assuming it isn't a complete troll."
# s 4z "For me, that'd be my friends' happiness!"
# s 4r "If everyone else is happy, then I'm happy too!"
# s 4l "Except when I'm not, but...I try not to bring anybody down."
# s 4x "There's tons of stuff I do for fun. We covered a lot of it already!"
# s 3l "Reading, gaming, sports..."
# s 5b "...eating..."
# s 1z "There's almost nothing I won't try at least once!"
# s 3l "Ohh, now we're getting specific! Let's see..."
# s 3z "As a kid, I always liked kickball. Not football or soccer, just...you have a ball, and you kick it."
# s 1l "The best thing about it was that it worked with any kind of ball!"
# s 1z "I don't really play it anymore, though. Every ball has something it's intended for."
# s 2r "But soccer balls were always meant to be kicked!"
# s 2l "Well, the obvious answer is MC..."
# s 1z "But I'll tell you which girl since I think that's what you meant."
# s 1x "I feel like I connect with Monika the most out of everybody."
# s 3z "Natsuki and Yuri are still great, but...you know how they are."
# s 3l "And I've only known the rest for a couple days, so...yeah."
# s 4r "Monika and I just jive more easily, that's all."
# s 3l "No, the epiphany didn't really help anything in that way."
# s 3z "I didn't have access to the files long enough to figure it out."
# s 5a "If there's a variable I can change, I don't even know where to look."
# s 5b "I could ask Monika to do it for me, but..."
# s 1z "I'm not sure I should...?"
# s 1l "I dunno. We're trying not to mess things up this time, so leaving it alone is the safest bet."
# s 3k "It would be nice, though..."
# s 3l "Well, I've been talking about it off and on this whole time, so I'd say I can still do that just fine."
# s 3z "Being self-aware hasn't made any difference at all."
# s 3z "Sorry, I don't know the answer to any of those questions, not even the last one!"
# s 1l "Math is NOT my strong point, so I can't do those first couple."
# s 1z "And I don't think anyone really knows what love is."
# s 3h "Wouldn't it lose its magic if you defined it too precisely?"
# s 3z "Sorry I can't help you with any of these! I hope you pass your test!"
# s 3h "Yes, I knew he'd be upset...though I didn't know he'd be the one to find me."
# s 3k "Even if he hadn't, I knew my death would probably devastate him."
# s 3g "But in the moment, I felt like I had no choice. I couldn't silence my own thoughts any other way."
# s 1h "I didn't want MC to worry about me anymore. I didn't want to be a burden on him."
# s 1g "The only way I could be sure was if I was permanently gone."
# s 1k "I'm glad I didn't get my wish."
# s 3h "Um...I don't know if I would fall for a girl MC."
# s 3g "I know Monika is bi, or...pan, I guess? Maybe she could help me figure it out."
# s 1z "All I know is the boy I grew up with. It's hard to imagine him any other way."
# s 3h "Well, if lack of motivation counts, then it wins by default."
# s 3k "It's easily the biggest roadblock my depression sets up for me."
# s 1g "For another, I'd say my stupidity. Too often, it feels like there's so much I don't know."
# s 2h "I don't want to be a mega-genius or anything, just..."
# s 2k "...to not feel so dumb all the time."
# s 1g "I've talked a lot about it so far, but no, I haven't told the others."
# s 1h "Clearly Monika and MC know, but I don't want the rest to find out."
# s 3k "It'd only make them worry, and I'm getting enough of that as it is."
# s 3w "Oh no, I'm so sorry to hear about your father! That must have been dreadful!"
# s 4p "And I put you through all that pain again! Aww, I'm so, so sorry!"
# s 4v "I...I never thought I could...hurt somebody else that way..."
# s 3v "I think...you've just put that other question in perspective for me."
# s 1k "I've been told that committing suicide is the most selfish thing you can do, and...this must be why."
# s 1g "You might think it's a personal choice to take your own life..."
# s 1h "But you never know how it will affect the people around you."
# s 1k "That hole you leave behind can never be filled..."
# s 1v "It may even cause others to do the same."
# s 1h "At the time, I felt like I had to do it. I was so concerned about sparing MC..."
# s 1k "...that I didn't realize how much it would hurt him, or anyone else."
# s 3v "You're right. Second chances like mine don't normally happen. I'm beyond lucky."
# s 4w "I promise, I won't squander it this time!"
# s 4v "And thank you for being so brave to share something so personal."
# s 4v "Awww...I could really use one now, too."
# s 3k "Let me try. Hmm..."
# s 1k "..."
# s 1h "...rainbows."
# s 3j "No, double-rainbows!"
# s 4l "No, TRIPLE-rainbows! And pretty reflections off the puddles!"
# s 4p "{i}RAINCLOUDS DISPERSED!{/i} "
# s 4l "Oh, I always get the biggest thing he can afford."
# s 5a "But don't tell him that. He's already onto me!"
# s 3z "Honestly, we met so long ago...I can't even remember how!"
# s 1r "We attended the same preschool and everything. Our childhood friendship is max level!"
# s 1x "He's always been a part of my life in one way or another."
# s 2x "Actually, MC's the reason I have my toys as well."
# s 4r "Mr. Cow was a prize from a carnival stand."
# s 3l "It was a 'throw a baseball and knock down stacked bottles' one, and MC gave it a shot."
# s 3x "He only had three chances. The first one whiffed, but the second one knocked down the top bottle."
# s 3z "For the final shot, he was so determined! He really focused and threw it as hard as he could!"
# s 5b "But that missed completely, too."
# s 5a "We were just little kids, and I was so sad about it that the stand owner took pity on us."
# s 1z "Ms. Duck wasn't quite so magical. It was a toy he used to bring with him to kindergarten."
# s 1r "He could tell I liked it, so he decided to let me keep it one day!"
# s 1l "I kind of grew out of it. It's not a very cute plushy."
# s 2z "But I could never get rid of it! It has too much sentimental value!"
# s 1l "This question isn't {i}that{/i} sensitive. Those are my pajamas."
# s 3z "I was ready for bed when I decided to...do the thing."
# s 1c "Monika got my poem that same evening, actually."
# s 1k "I'd been dragging my feet about submitting one, and she'd been pestering me for it."
# s 1h "I was in such a bad way at the time, I just didn't care anymore."
# s 3g "I wrote it to try and clear my mind and sent it in without thinking."
# s 3k "She had to keep it because it's all I gave her."
# s 3h "I wouldn't have chosen it under any other circumstances."
# s 3z "If you can make me real, sure thing!"
# s 5b "Though you might have to wait in line."
# s 5d "Now I just really want cookies."
# s 5a "Does blood make me queasy? Yes. Very yes."
# s 1h "Like I said, I can't handle gore. I get grossed out super-fast."
# s 1g "Even little stuff like what Yuri did is too much for me."
# s 1k "That's scary to think about. It's the total opposite of my usual personality."
# s 3h "I don't want to hurt anyone, and I'd rather be sad myself while others are happy."
# s 3g "I don't think a yandere Sayori would even be me anymore."
# s 5b "I'm seriously going to need cookies after this."
# s 1l "Well, of course I have parents, but I kept my condition a secret from them, too."
# s 1h "I really didn't want anyone to know. As long as it was my personal suffering, it was fine."
# s 1k "And that extended to getting help for it, too."
# s 3h "I know I should've been more open about it, and that I might have spared myself a lot of trouble..."
# s 3g "But...does it really matter now? I mean, with the situation being what it is..."
# s 4z "Oooh, I love Kingdom Hearts!"
# s 3l "I played the handheld versions, 'cause that's all Nintendo got."
# s 3r "They're such big crossovers, it's hard to believe they could stuff so many universes into one game!"
# s 3z "But you already know what my {i}favorite{/i} game is."
# s 3l "Um...I'm sorry, I've never heard of them."
# s 3z "Do they do a lot of stuff with me in their videos?"
# s 3x "I'm sure their Sayori is very happy with their work!"
# s 4r "My real favorite YouTuber is PewDiePie. He always cracks me up!"
# s 3x "It may be hard to believe, but yes, I do."
# s 1z "In fact, in some ways I respect her more."
# s 1l "I only caught a glimpse of what she puts up with on a daily basis."
# s 1c "It's astonishing that she can keep it together so well!"
# s 1b "But um..."
# s 1h "Between you and me..."
# s 1k "..."
# s 1g "(I don't totally trust her.)"
# s 1b "(Like...you think you know somebody through and through...)"
# s 1k "(Then you learn something about them that's just...crazy...)"
# s 1g "(And you can never look at them the same way again.)"
# s 1h "(Don't get me wrong. I still consider her a friend...)"
# s 1c "(And I think she's a good person at heart...)"
# s 1g "(But now...)"
# s 1k "(I just...don't know anymore...)"
# m "Everything okay?"
# s 4z "UHHH, yeah, I'm fine!"
# m 3b "Good, all finished up?"
# s 3l "Looks like it, yep!"
# m 4k "Perfect!"
# m 4i "Yuri, get over here!"
# y "Huh?"
# m 4i "You. Me. Smash. Now!"
# y 3q "O-oh...okay."
# n "About time!"
# s 1z "Eheheh...well, looks like we're ready to play. Thanks for listening, everybody!"
# m "Sayori, where's your GameCube?"
# s 4r "Coming!"

*这次给的范文，上次忘记说了导致风格有点太正式，这里说一下：翻译向POP子中配学就好了，不用追求逐字逐句，确保大意一致的情况下尽可能灵动些，但是不要太多梗！
# s 3h "哈啊？我的胸没变过啊..."
# s 5b "除非你是说它们长大了，诶嘿嘿..."

# s 5a "我想可能是我的外套没有能真实地表现我的'曼妙身姿'！对吧？"

# s 1l "它又不会像磁铁一样吸在我的身体上。"

# s 1j "而且喂喂喂，你第一眼注意到的居然是这个？HENTAI！HENTAI！HENTAI！！！"

# s 1n "等等...死了之后胸会不会萎缩呀？！"

# s 3k "可能我还得再研究研究。"

# m "纱世里，死了胸也{i}不会{/i}缩水。"

# s 3h "拉勾？"

# m 4r "一百年不许变。"

# s 3l "行⑧..."

# s 1l "嗷，又在问车..."

# s 1z "说真的，我并没有特别喜欢哪种型号..."

# s 3x "我都是有啥买啥。"

# s 5b "而且我都不怎么了解赛车"

# s 3c "不管怎样我都不去狂野飙车！太危险啦！"

# s 3l "呜姆...我不太懂手工..."

# s 3z "我喜欢是喜欢，但大部分情况一做起来就变得笨手笨脚。"

# s 4x "比如，我做海报可是一把好手！学园祭时我的海报就吸引了很多注意力！"

# s 4l "但再复杂一点的东西，最后都会变得一团糟。"

# s 3k "啊啊...突然伤感起来了啊。"

# s 1h "跟MC表白的那次，我的心里其实一团糟。"

# s 1g "那时莫妮卡已经动过手脚，我又提前一天告诉了MC我的秘密..."

# s 1k "我的脑子里面早就变得白板一片，只有关于他和其他那些朋友们的各种胡思乱想在对着我咆哮。"

# s 1h "在好一点的路线里，我还是收到了那句直截了当的告白..."

# s 3g "但还是很痛。痛得我没法思考。"

# s 3k "我想要是当时他拒绝了我，可能我就直接疯了，但他没有..."

# s 3v "知道他也喜欢我这件事...也{i}好痛。{/i}"

# s 3h "我彻底失控了。我不能不知道答案，也无法接受任何答案。"

# s 1k "从来没这么糟过。"

# s 1g "所以我离开了。到现在我也不知道该怎么才能解脱。"

# s 2h "我希望那种感觉再也不会回来..."

# s 4z "啊啊，轻松愉快的氛围都被我毁了，不是吗？"

# s 4l "行吧，那就下一条问题。"

# s 4m "哇啊啊啊，汽油哒咩！希望你只是在开玩笑！"

# s 2l "唔，我最喜欢的气味是..."

# s 4r "...新鲜草莓！草莓香香，天下无双！"

# s 4h "但是说真的，杀脑细胞哒咩！！"